pairing you really love
pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
i don’t understand people who keep 500 tabs open. if i have more than 5 tabs i am overwhelmed
*self-esteem drops instead of the bass*
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
Reminder - nothing needs to happen to you for you to become depressed. It’s a chemical imbalance in the brain. Your life could be perfect and you could be depressed anyway, and the same tactics for managing it don’t work for everyone.
weeaboos dont have DNA… just desu ne
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
(Source : little-blue-aeroplane)