modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

getting in a comfortable position only to realise mere seconds afterwards that you have to fukign pee

Things wrong with APH France:

alfred-f-you-jones:

•Absolutely nothing

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

nedcans:

the baltics speaking broken english is what gives me strength

yama-z-aki:

sleepingtsundere:

Me:

image

You:

imageplease don’t kill me

**SHOTS FIRED**

suzume yosano + her pumped up kicks

santanist:

when humor bloggers reblog normal pictures of things i sit and stare for the longest time ever trying to figure out what the joke is before i realize that its just a picture

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

english/français (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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