HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
do u ever just see ur favorite character cry and suddenly ur going through a midlife crisis
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through
when you see someone for the first time and theyre really gorgeous and youre
i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual
not into sex, really into puns
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT HOW HANJI RAN INTO A LOCKED DOOR AT TOP SPEED AND PETRA HAD TO OPEN IT FOR HER LIKE OMG HANJI.
Levi looks so used to it too this is gold
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